MY PENIS IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH

THE RUNGS ON THE CORPORATE LADDER ARE MERELY VEINS IN MY PENIS.

MY PENIS MEETS OR EXCEEDS ALL PERFORMANCE EXPECTATIONS.

YOUR RESUME HAS BEEN USED AS A SHOTRAG, AND MY PENIS PLANS TO ANALLY PENETRATE EVERY ONE OF YOUR REFERENCES.

MY PENIS HAS A COMPANY CAR, A COMPANY CELL PHONE, AND AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT MUCH GREATER THAN ANY OTHER PENIS.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL TAKE DICK-TATION FROM MY PENIS IN HOT SPURTS ALL OVER HER CHEST LATER THIS EVENING.

MY PENIS HAS SHATTERED THE GLASS CEILING IN ORDER TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY BALLS.

MY PENIS GOT TWENTY-SEVEN HOME RUNS DURING THE COMPANY SOFTBALL GAME LAST SUMMER.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS RUMBLES IN YOUR JUNGLE

THE BUCK STOPS AT MY PENIS.

YOUR BUDGET REQUEST IS AWAITING APPROVAL FROM MY HAIRY BEAN BAGS.

MY PENIS IS NOT CRAZY, BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY.

MY PENIS IS THE CADILLAC OF GENITALIA.

I HAVE PATENTED MY TESTICLES.

MY PENIS IS THE REASON WHY BREAST IMPLANTS ARE SO POPULAR.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS HAS AN ENORMOUS BUDGET

MY PENIS HAS A GREATER DISPOSABLE INCOME THAN ANY OTHER PENIS.

MY PENIS OWNS THE CONTROLLING STOCK OF YOUR WIFE'S SNATCH.

MY PENIS IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED IN THE EXECUTIVE WASHROOM.

MY PENIS DEMANDS THE CORNER OFFICE AND GETS IT.

MY PENIS WILL NOT SUCK ITSELF.

MY PENIS IS CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE, AND WILL EXPRESS ITSELF BY SPOOGING ALL OVER YOUR STUPID, BAD-ATTITUDE FACE.

AT COMPANY BIRTHDAY PARTIES, MY PENIS IS ALWAYS THE GUEST OF HONOR.

MY PENIS KNOWS EXCEL, MICROSOFT WORD, POWERPOINT, ACCESS, AND PUBLISHER INSIDE AND OUT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS DOMINATES THE MEDIA

MY PENIS IS THE ALPHA MALE OF THE BOARDROOM.

IN THIS WORLD, YOU ARE EITHER THE SUCKER OR THE SUCKEE.

MY PENIS ALWAYS TURNS A PROFIT.

MY PENIS PRODUCES THE STUFF FROM WHAT BABIES ARE MADE.

MY PENIS IS THE AMERICAN DREAM.

MY PENIS WILL NOT ATTEND YOUR SOIREE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS HAS SO MUCH TO TEACH YOU

MY PENIS WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.

ULTRASOUNDS REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS PREGNANT WITH LOVE.

MY PENIS WILL NOT COOK YOU PANCAKES IN THE MORNING.

MY PENIS IS ALWAYS STIFF AT COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTIES.

DO NOT PRETEND THAT MY BALLS ARE NOT ON YOUR CHIN.

MY PENIS IS THE SECRET TO YOUR SUCCESS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS REMAINS TRIUMPHANT

MY PENIS DEFIES KONDRATIEFF WAVES.

MY PENIS OWNS FIRST CLASS.

MY PENIS IS THE CAUSE CELEBRE.

OTHERS THINK MY PENIS IS EVIL YET WILL ENVY IT'S MAJESTY.

MY PENIS IS NOT HERE TO SELL YOU ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY WANT.

MY PENIS BRINGS JOY TO THE MASSES.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS NUMBER ONE ON THE FORBES 500

MY PENIS IS THE ENVY OF THE JET SET.

MY PENIS IS EERILY PRESCIENT.

MY PENIS IS IN A MEETING RIGHT NOW AND CAN NOT TAKE YOUR CALL.

JIZZ SATURATES THE EXECUTIVE SUITE.

MY SECRETARY MOANS FUNNY.

MY PENIS DESERVES ANOTHER PROMOTION.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS A GOOD BOSS TO MY BALLS

MY PENIS IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF YOUR WIFE'S ASS.

MY PENIS PROVIDES NON-DAIRY CREAMER FOR THE ENTIRE OFFICE.

MY PENIS IS THE STAFF REFERRED TO IN "STAFF MEETINGS."

MY PENIS COMMUNICATES AND WORKS WELL WITH OTHERS EXCEPT FOR OTHER PENISES, WHICH IT DOMINATES.

MY PENIS FOLLOWS ALL OSHA REQUIREMENTS FOR SAFETY.

MY PENIS HOLDS SEVERAL PATENTS IN RELEVANT FIELDS OF ENDEAVOR.

YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS WILL CONSIST OF SOFT KISSES TO THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, FOLLOWED BY A LARGE SEMINAL EXPLOSION THAT THE CLEANING CREW WILL TAKE CARE OF.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS THE COMPANY AGENDA

MY PENIS IS BOTH PUBLICLY AND PRIVATELY HELD.

MY PENIS RECENTLY EMBARKED ON A JOINT VENTURE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S SNATCH.

CAPTIAL GAINS FROM THIS FY REVEALS YOUR LOW SPERM COUNT.

YOUR WIFE HAS ENGAGED IN A LIMITED PARTNERSHIP WITH MY HAIRY BEAN BAG.

INVESTMENT FUTURES FOR MY PENIS IS LOOKING UP.

AYN RAND IS MY PERSONAL CONCUBINE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS A FORMIDABLE OPPONENT

MY PENIS IS PERCHED ATOP THE SOCIAL REGISTER.

MY PENIS IS BLUE BLOOD THROUGH AND THROUGH.

MY PENIS REVISED THE COMPANY'S SEXUAL HARRASSMENT POLICY.

MY PENIS KNOWS NO FEAR BUT IT DOES KNOW HOW YOUR WIFE'S CUNT SMELLS.

THE NASDAQ IS TRADING MY PENIS AT ALL TIME HIGHS.

THIS FISCAL YEAR, MY PENIS PRODUCED 600% MORE CHILDREN.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS GETS BROWN-NOSED ALL THE TIME

REPRIORITIZE YOUR ACTION-ITEM LIST TO ACCOMODATE MY PENIS FIRST THING.

MY PENIS RECEIVES "EXCELLENT" RATINGS ON ALL PERFORMANCE REPORTS.

MY PENIS HAS NEVER FILED A SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT.

MY PENIS OFTEN STAYS LATE TO DO EXTRA WORK AT THE OFFICE.

SATISFYING MY PENIS IS A POPULAR TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE.

MY PENIS HAS BEEN KNOWN TO FREQUENTLY RECEIVE ORAL DICTATION FROM YOUR LARGE-BOSOMED SECRETARY.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS DEMANDS A RAISE

MY BALLS ARE MAJORITY STOCKHOLDERS.

PAMELA ANDERSON IS A WHORE ON MY COMPANY JET.

MY PENIS HAS BEEN PROACTIVE IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH.

MY PENIS HAS A BUSINESS PLAN THAT WILL BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION.

YOUR WIFE IS UPSET THAT MY PENIS DID NOT WANT TO CUDDLE.

I JIZZ ON YOUR GOLDEN PARACHUTE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS IN CHARGE

MY PENIS HAS TWO SETS OF BOOKS.

MY BALLS, WHICH ARE NOT ORPHANS, ARE COGS IN THE MACHINE.

NEXT TO MY PENIS, ALL OTHER PENISES ARE YES MEN.

YOU DO NOT SHAKE HANDS WITH MY PENIS; MY PENIS SHAKES HANDS WITH YOU.

THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS AN "I" IN MY PENIS.

J.P. MORGAN WAS A PIKER COMPARED TO MY PENIS.

MY PENIS HAS AMAZING BUSINESS ACUMEN.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS GAMBLES WITH YOUR MONEY

MY PENIS LOVES TO PLAY THE STOCK MARKET.

MY PENIS HAS A 401K PLAN FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS.

JISM IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE CAFETERIA.

MY PENIS IS ENRON.

MY PENIS IS GUILTY OF INSIDER TRADING INSIDE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA.

MY PENIS IS IN THE BLACK.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS LONG ON DETAILS

MY PENIS HAS ABSURDLY HIGH PROFIT MARGINS.

TALK AROUND THE WATERCOOLER SAYS THAT YOUR WIFE PREFERS ME TO YOU.

MY PENIS HAS A CORNER OFFICE WITH WINDOWS THAT OVER-LOOK CENTRAL PARK.

MY SUIT IS TIGHT AROUND MY BALLS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

THE ANNUAL REPORTS ARE OUT AND IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE UNDER PERFORMING.

MY PENIS PRODUCED A PROFIT OF 100% OVER LAST YEAR'S BUDGET.

MY PENIS SUCCESSFULLY MERGED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT.

MY PENIS LOVES COMPANY PERKS AND WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO SHAREHOLDERS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.