MY PENIS GETS BROWN-NOSED ALL THE TIME

REPRIORITIZE YOUR ACTION-ITEM LIST TO ACCOMODATE MY PENIS FIRST THING.

MY PENIS RECEIVES "EXCELLENT" RATINGS ON ALL PERFORMANCE REPORTS.

MY PENIS HAS NEVER FILED A SEXUAL HARASSMENT SUIT.

MY PENIS OFTEN STAYS LATE TO DO EXTRA WORK AT THE OFFICE.

SATISFYING MY PENIS IS A POPULAR TEAM-BUILDING EXERCISE.

MY PENIS HAS BEEN KNOWN TO FREQUENTLY RECEIVE ORAL DICTATION FROM YOUR LARGE-BOSOMED SECRETARY.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.