MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY: MY PENIS GAMBLES WITH YOUR MONEY

Sunday, February 12, 2006

MY PENIS GAMBLES WITH YOUR MONEY

MY PENIS LOVES TO PLAY THE STOCK MARKET.

MY PENIS HAS A 401K PLAN FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S ASS.

JISM IS NOW AVAILABLE IN THE CAFETERIA.

MY PENIS IS ENRON.

MY PENIS IS GUILTY OF INSIDER TRADING INSIDE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA.

MY PENIS IS IN THE BLACK.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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Anonymous said...: Your penis is probably MUY pequeno.; February 13, 2006
My Mouth said...: Get the tilde right.; February 13, 2006
Anonymous said...: Your penis is diseased; February 13, 2006

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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.

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MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

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MY PENIS GAMBLES WITH YOUR MONEY

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