MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY: MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Sunday, February 12, 2006

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

THE ANNUAL REPORTS ARE OUT AND IT APPEARS THAT YOU ARE UNDER PERFORMING.

MY PENIS PRODUCED A PROFIT OF 100% OVER LAST YEAR'S BUDGET.

MY PENIS SUCCESSFULLY MERGED WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT.

MY PENIS LOVES COMPANY PERKS AND WILL NOT BOW DOWN TO SHAREHOLDERS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.

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MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Sunday, February 12, 2006

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

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