MY PENIS IS IN CHARGE

MY PENIS HAS TWO SETS OF BOOKS.

MY BALLS, WHICH ARE NOT ORPHANS, ARE COGS IN THE MACHINE.

NEXT TO MY PENIS, ALL OTHER PENISES ARE YES MEN.

YOU DO NOT SHAKE HANDS WITH MY PENIS; MY PENIS SHAKES HANDS WITH YOU.

THERE IS NO "I" IN TEAM, BUT THERE IS AN "I" IN MY PENIS.

J.P. MORGAN WAS A PIKER COMPARED TO MY PENIS.

MY PENIS HAS AMAZING BUSINESS ACUMEN.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.