MY PENIS DEMANDS A RAISE

MY BALLS ARE MAJORITY STOCKHOLDERS.

PAMELA ANDERSON IS A WHORE ON MY COMPANY JET.

MY PENIS HAS BEEN PROACTIVE IN YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOUTH.

MY PENIS HAS A BUSINESS PLAN THAT WILL BLOW AWAY THE COMPETITION.

YOUR WIFE IS UPSET THAT MY PENIS DID NOT WANT TO CUDDLE.

I JIZZ ON YOUR GOLDEN PARACHUTE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.