Wednesday, October 04, 2006

MY PENIS SENDS YOU TIDINGS OF LOVE

MY PENIS COMES ON-TIME AND UNDER-BUDGET EVERY FISCAL YEAR.

RUBBER DOES NOT BECOME HIM.

MY BALLS ARE IN PLAY.

MY PENIS IS OUT BECAUSE MY WOOL PANTS ARE ITCHY.

IT NEVER HURTS TO ASK ABOUT MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS LOVIN' IT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd really rather not know about your penis.

October 04, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MAKING MY BALLS TIGHTEN IS HALF THE BATTLE.

October 04, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sir, how is your triumphant PENIS today?

January 16, 2009  

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