Thursday, April 27, 2006

MY PENIS IS AN OUTSTANDING MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY

MY PENIS DOES NOT DABBLE.

MY PENIS IS LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION.

IT WILL BE OVER WHEN MY PENIS SAYS IT WILL BE OVER.

HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT AND PICK UP THE PENCIL GLUED TO THE FLOOR.

YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT MY PENIS' PROBLEMS.

MY PENIS WILL SLAP YOU AS A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd rather become part of the team without the, um, slapping.

April 27, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

THE CHOICE IS NOT YOURS TO MAKE.

April 27, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, when I get slapped by your penis, it IS your penis's problem.

May 01, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS SLAPPING IS A VICTIMLESS CRIME.

May 01, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS CHANGES THE COURSE OF THE DEBATE.

May 01, 2006  

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