Friday, March 24, 2006

MY PENIS IS EXEMPLARY

MY PENIS KNOWS NO REMORSE.

MY PENIS SMACKS THE FACE OF REALITY WITH ITS BIG, PURPLE, BULBOUS HEAD.

NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLES MY PENIS HAS SEEN.

MY PENIS WILL NOT WRITE YOU A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.

MY PENIS WALKS THE HALLS OF YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA ALONE.

MY BALLS ARE THE APPLES REFERRED TO IN "THE BIG APPLE."

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Those are some big balls.

March 24, 2006  
Blogger wilhelmina said...

yeh. bigguns/

March 26, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Can you tell me? The...the troubles your penis has seen?

March 27, 2006  
Blogger Stink Fartindale said...

Nooooobody knows, the troubles it's seen! Noooobody knows, it's SORROW!

March 28, 2006  

Post a Comment

<< Home