Tuesday, February 14, 2006

MY PENIS IS A GOOD BOSS TO MY BALLS

MY PENIS IS CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A HOSTILE TAKEOVER OF YOUR WIFE'S ASS.

MY PENIS PROVIDES NON-DAIRY CREAMER FOR THE ENTIRE OFFICE.

MY PENIS IS THE STAFF REFERRED TO IN "STAFF MEETINGS."

MY PENIS COMMUNICATES AND WORKS WELL WITH OTHERS EXCEPT FOR OTHER PENISES, WHICH IT DOMINATES.

MY PENIS FOLLOWS ALL OSHA REQUIREMENTS FOR SAFETY.

MY PENIS HOLDS SEVERAL PATENTS IN RELEVANT FIELDS OF ENDEAVOR.

YOUR CHRISTMAS BONUS WILL CONSIST OF SOFT KISSES TO THE HEAD OF MY PENIS, FOLLOWED BY A LARGE SEMINAL EXPLOSION THAT THE CLEANING CREW WILL TAKE CARE OF.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Your PENIS definitely triumphs over my little penis, SIR. I look forward to my Christmas bonus.

January 16, 2009  

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