Thursday, March 09, 2006

MY PENIS IS A BIG SPENDER

EVERYONE HAS MY PENIS ON SPEED-DIAL.

ALL EMPLOYEES MUST DEAL WITH MY PENIS SOONER OR LATER.

MY PENIS REQUIRES A P.R. DEPARTMENT ALL ITS OWN.

ALL OF THE MUCILAGE IN THE OFFICE SUPPLY CLOSET HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE WHITE STUFF THAT SHOOTS OUT OF MY PENIS.

ON CASUAL FRIDAYS, ONLY HALF THE OFFICE HAS TO SUCK MY BALLS.

DAILY LUNCHTIME APPOINTMENTS WITH YOUR WIFE'S ASS ARE THE REASON WHY MY PENIS OFTEN STAYS TO WORK LATE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, on those fridays, can we wear casual clothes?

March 09, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

NO.

March 09, 2006  

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