MY PENIS IS A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH
THE RUNGS ON THE CORPORATE LADDER ARE MERELY VEINS IN MY PENIS.
MY PENIS MEETS OR EXCEEDS ALL PERFORMANCE EXPECTATIONS.
YOUR RESUME HAS BEEN USED AS A SHOTRAG, AND MY PENIS PLANS TO ANALLY PENETRATE EVERY ONE OF YOUR REFERENCES.
MY PENIS HAS A COMPANY CAR, A COMPANY CELL PHONE, AND AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT MUCH GREATER THAN ANY OTHER PENIS.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL TAKE DICK-TATION FROM MY PENIS IN HOT SPURTS ALL OVER HER CHEST LATER THIS EVENING.
MY PENIS HAS SHATTERED THE GLASS CEILING IN ORDER TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY BALLS.
MY PENIS GOT TWENTY-SEVEN HOME RUNS DURING THE COMPANY SOFTBALL GAME LAST SUMMER.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.
MY PENIS MEETS OR EXCEEDS ALL PERFORMANCE EXPECTATIONS.
YOUR RESUME HAS BEEN USED AS A SHOTRAG, AND MY PENIS PLANS TO ANALLY PENETRATE EVERY ONE OF YOUR REFERENCES.
MY PENIS HAS A COMPANY CAR, A COMPANY CELL PHONE, AND AN EXPENSE ACCOUNT MUCH GREATER THAN ANY OTHER PENIS.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND WILL TAKE DICK-TATION FROM MY PENIS IN HOT SPURTS ALL OVER HER CHEST LATER THIS EVENING.
MY PENIS HAS SHATTERED THE GLASS CEILING IN ORDER TO MAKE ROOM FOR MY BALLS.
MY PENIS GOT TWENTY-SEVEN HOME RUNS DURING THE COMPANY SOFTBALL GAME LAST SUMMER.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.
posted by My Mouth at 1:56 PM
3 Comments:
That's a lot of home runs.
TOUCHDOWN!!!
TOUCHDOWN!!!
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