MY PENIS HAS SO MUCH TO TEACH YOU

MY PENIS WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THAT GOOD NIGHT.

ULTRASOUNDS REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS PREGNANT WITH LOVE.

MY PENIS WILL NOT COOK YOU PANCAKES IN THE MORNING.

MY PENIS IS ALWAYS STIFF AT COMPANY CHRISTMAS PARTIES.

DO NOT PRETEND THAT MY BALLS ARE NOT ON YOUR CHIN.

MY PENIS IS THE SECRET TO YOUR SUCCESS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.