MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY: MY PENIS REMAINS TRIUMPHANT

Monday, February 20, 2006

MY PENIS REMAINS TRIUMPHANT

MY PENIS DEFIES KONDRATIEFF WAVES.

MY PENIS OWNS FIRST CLASS.

MY PENIS IS THE CAUSE CELEBRE.

OTHERS THINK MY PENIS IS EVIL YET WILL ENVY IT'S MAJESTY.

MY PENIS IS NOT HERE TO SELL YOU ANYTHING THAT YOU DON'T ALREADY WANT.

MY PENIS BRINGS JOY TO THE MASSES.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.

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MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Monday, February 20, 2006

MY PENIS REMAINS TRIUMPHANT

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