MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY: MY PENIS RUMBLES IN YOUR JUNGLE

Sunday, February 26, 2006

MY PENIS RUMBLES IN YOUR JUNGLE

THE BUCK STOPS AT MY PENIS.

YOUR BUDGET REQUEST IS AWAITING APPROVAL FROM MY HAIRY BEAN BAGS.

MY PENIS IS NOT CRAZY, BUT IT WILL MAKE YOU CRAZY.

MY PENIS IS THE CADILLAC OF GENITALIA.

I HAVE PATENTED MY TESTICLES.

MY PENIS IS THE REASON WHY BREAST IMPLANTS ARE SO POPULAR.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

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Anonymous said...: if your penis makes me crazy? I might just know you.; February 26, 2006
Anonymous said...: Please don't spooge all over my stupid, bad-attitude face!; February 27, 2006

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I'm into cooking. Here's my recipe for Hot Dog Cake: 12 Hot dogs, thoroughly boiled. 1 lb. sugar. 14 Hand-made hot dog buns. 2 gallons of store-brand mustard. Mix half the sugar and all of the hot dogs together in a large mixing bowl. Beat off regularly until creamy. Then, for the icing, mix the mustard and the rest of the sugar until spoon can stand up straight in the bowl. Bake the hot dog mixture at 375 degrees F for 45 minutes. Place on a big rack. Let it cool until all the juices run down the big rack. Slather the "icing" on the cake. Make oblong slices of cake and place into the hand made hot dog buns. Eat. Puke. Repeat.

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MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY

Sunday, February 26, 2006

MY PENIS RUMBLES IN YOUR JUNGLE

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