Wednesday, February 22, 2006

MY PENIS HAS AN ENORMOUS BUDGET

MY PENIS HAS A GREATER DISPOSABLE INCOME THAN ANY OTHER PENIS.

MY PENIS OWNS THE CONTROLLING STOCK OF YOUR WIFE'S SNATCH.

MY PENIS IS THE ONLY ONE ALLOWED IN THE EXECUTIVE WASHROOM.

MY PENIS DEMANDS THE CORNER OFFICE AND GETS IT.

MY PENIS WILL NOT SUCK ITSELF.

MY PENIS IS CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE, AND WILL EXPRESS ITSELF BY SPOOGING ALL OVER YOUR STUPID, BAD-ATTITUDE FACE.

AT COMPANY BIRTHDAY PARTIES, MY PENIS IS ALWAYS THE GUEST OF HONOR.

MY PENIS KNOWS EXCEL, MICROSOFT WORD, POWERPOINT, ACCESS, AND PUBLISHER INSIDE AND OUT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

1 Comments:

Blogger Tu s. Tin said...

really I should not leave my name with this comment....but I dont care who knows I am crazy now....I like crazy.....but whoever YOU are? THIS crazy is something new in the world.

February 23, 2006  

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