Wednesday, April 19, 2006

MY PENIS LACKS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

MY PENIS WAS A LITTLE HARD ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT.

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SPOOGING ALL OVER THE ANNUAL REPORTS.

DOING ANAL IS NOT AN "OPTION."

MY BALLS ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

MY PENIS IS YOUR VACATION TIME.

THAT SALTY, FLESHY TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH IS NOTHING NEW.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it just means I have to redo the annual reports, that's all.

The least you could do is help me clean up.

April 19, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

NO.

April 19, 2006  

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