Monday, June 12, 2006

MY PENIS TOLLS FOR THEE

MY PENIS SPITS WHITE TEARS OF JOY.

MY PENIS SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOU.

MY PENIS EARNS THE NICKNAME, "THE TEFLON DONG."

IN THE FUCK-O-METER OF LIFE, MY PENIS DANCES IN THE RED ZONE.

MY PENIS IS THE ONLY ONE HERE MAKING YOU MONEY, AND YOU STILL COMPLAIN.

YOUR WIFE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MIDNIGHT SNACK.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'd like to be making some money, too.

My wife is more than a midnight snack to me.

June 12, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

HOPES AND DREAMS ARE WHAT LOSERS ARE MADE OF.

June 12, 2006  

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