Tuesday, May 16, 2006

MY PENIS IS YOUR TICKET TO AMERICA

MY PENIS CAN DO NO WRONG.

MY PENIS WANTS YOU FOR YOUR WET, WARM VAGINA.

MY PENIS LOOKS DASHING IN HIS NEW SUIT.

I WILL NOT PROVIDE AMNESTY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S COOCH.

MY BALLS HAVE THEIR OWN ZIP CODE.

MY PENIS IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A GOOD HEAD-HUNTER.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

3 Comments:

Anonymous My Girlfriend's Cooch said...

Can't I have amnesty just this one time?

May 17, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

YOUR AMNESTY COMES IN THE FORM OF A BIG-BEADED PEARL NECKLACE.

May 18, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

my penis has its own company car! and company cellphone.mine is better than yours.

January 12, 2007  

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