Monday, May 01, 2006

MY PENIS COMPLETES YOU

MY PENIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE.

THE COMING OF MY PENIS SIGNALS THE END OF THE AFFAIR.

MY PENIS RESIDES IN THE HALLS OF POWER.

VOTE FOR MY PENIS.

MY PENIS, RIGHT OR WRONG.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A RIDER IN MY PENIS' BUDGET AMMENDMENT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

3 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Actually, I felt pretty complete before your penis came along.

May 02, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

ARGUING WILL ONLY MAKE IT HARDER ON YOU.

May 02, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I'm voting for my OWN penis, thank you.

May 03, 2006  

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