Tuesday, August 29, 2006

MY PENIS BRINGS HOME THE BACON

MY PENIS IS A VITAL PART OF THE WAR ON TERROR.

MY PENIS COMES ONLY IN ONE FLAVOR: HUGE.

YOUR EXIT INTERVIEW CONSISTS OF INTENSE SUCKING ON MY PENIS.

MY PENIS WAS THERE AT IWO JIMA.

NO SHIRT, NO SHOES, MY PENIS.

JOHN 3:16 SAYS, MY PENIS SO LOVED THE WORLD THAT IT GAVE ONE OF ITS THICK, HOT, AND SALTY BLASTS ALL OVER YOUR FACE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

1 Comments:

Blogger My Mouth said...

I'd rather have strawberry as a different flavor.

August 29, 2006  

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