Wednesday, June 28, 2006

MY PENIS INVADES YOUR PERSONAL SPACE

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUN YOUR MOUTH, RUN IT ON MY PENIS.

MY PENIS RUBS SOME PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY.

ASK NOT WHAT MY PENIS CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR MY PENIS.

UNLIKE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA, MY PENIS APPRECIATES WITH AGE.

VICTORY IS MINE, SAITH MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS YOUR FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I've noticed the "rubs some people the wrong way" part.

I'm actually sort of put out by the whole thing.

Care to respond?

June 28, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS TAKES A LICKING AND KEEPS ON TICKING.

June 28, 2006  

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