MY PENIS IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
MY PENIS NEVER HAD A BAD DAY IN HIS LIFE.
MY PENIS IS TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED.
MY PENIS IS ALL THE HOT DOG YOU'LL NEED AT THE COMPANY PICNIC.
ACTUARIAL TABLES REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS AT GREAT RISK OF PENETRATING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAIRY LIL' SNATCHEROO.
MY PENIS IS THE PAPAL BULL.
NUNS PRAY FOR MY PENIS.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.
MY PENIS IS TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED.
MY PENIS IS ALL THE HOT DOG YOU'LL NEED AT THE COMPANY PICNIC.
ACTUARIAL TABLES REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS AT GREAT RISK OF PENETRATING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAIRY LIL' SNATCHEROO.
MY PENIS IS THE PAPAL BULL.
NUNS PRAY FOR MY PENIS.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.
posted by My Mouth at 11:32 AM
4 Comments:
Um, at the company picnic, I usually eat a burger.
MY PENIS IS ON YOUR MENU.
the problem tho with that is, is your penis is so very very tiny that we cannot see it on the menu.
JIZZ IN YOUR MOUTH IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.
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