Thursday, August 31, 2006

MY PENIS IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM

MY PENIS NEVER HAD A BAD DAY IN HIS LIFE.

MY PENIS IS TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED.

MY PENIS IS ALL THE HOT DOG YOU'LL NEED AT THE COMPANY PICNIC.

ACTUARIAL TABLES REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS AT GREAT RISK OF PENETRATING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAIRY LIL' SNATCHEROO.

MY PENIS IS THE PAPAL BULL.

NUNS PRAY FOR MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Um, at the company picnic, I usually eat a burger.

August 31, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

MY PENIS IS ON YOUR MENU.

August 31, 2006  
Anonymous Using a magnifying glass said...

the problem tho with that is, is your penis is so very very tiny that we cannot see it on the menu.

September 03, 2006  
Blogger El Capitan said...

JIZZ IN YOUR MOUTH IS AT AN ALL-TIME HIGH.

September 04, 2006  

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