MY PENIS IS AN OUTSTANDING MEMBER OF THIS COMMUNITY

MY PENIS DOES NOT DABBLE.

MY PENIS IS LOOKING IN YOUR DIRECTION.

IT WILL BE OVER WHEN MY PENIS SAYS IT WILL BE OVER.

HIKE UP YOUR SKIRT AND PICK UP THE PENCIL GLUED TO THE FLOOR.

YOUR PROBLEMS ARE NOT MY PENIS' PROBLEMS.

MY PENIS WILL SLAP YOU AS A TEAM BUILDING EXERCISE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS LACKS THE ELEMENT OF SURPRISE

MY PENIS WAS A LITTLE HARD ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND LAST NIGHT.

I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE FOR SPOOGING ALL OVER THE ANNUAL REPORTS.

DOING ANAL IS NOT AN "OPTION."

MY BALLS ARE NOT HERE TO MAKE FRIENDS.

MY PENIS IS YOUR VACATION TIME.

THAT SALTY, FLESHY TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH IS NOTHING NEW.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS A SURE-THING

MY PENIS MAKES MONEY HAND OVER FIST.

MY PENIS ACCEPTS VISA.

MY PENIS IS YOUR ONLY OPTION LEFT.

MY PENIS WILL NOT EVACUATE YOUR MOUTH ANY TIME SOON.

MY PENIS WILL LEAVE ITS MARK.

DON'T OVER-USE YOUR TEETH.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.