MY PENIS IS THE ELEPHANT IN THE ROOM
MY PENIS IS TOO BLESSED TO BE STRESSED.
MY PENIS IS ALL THE HOT DOG YOU'LL NEED AT THE COMPANY PICNIC.
ACTUARIAL TABLES REVEAL THAT MY PENIS IS AT GREAT RISK OF PENETRATING YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S HAIRY LIL' SNATCHEROO.
MY PENIS IS THE PAPAL BULL.
NUNS PRAY FOR MY PENIS.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.