MY PENIS IS YOUR TICKET TO AMERICA

MY PENIS CAN DO NO WRONG.

MY PENIS WANTS YOU FOR YOUR WET, WARM VAGINA.

MY PENIS LOOKS DASHING IN HIS NEW SUIT.

I WILL NOT PROVIDE AMNESTY FOR YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S COOCH.

MY BALLS HAVE THEIR OWN ZIP CODE.

MY PENIS IS ON THE LOOKOUT FOR A GOOD HEAD-HUNTER.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS COMPLETES YOU

MY PENIS IS THE PRICE YOU PAY FOR THE LIFE YOU CHOOSE.

THE COMING OF MY PENIS SIGNALS THE END OF THE AFFAIR.

MY PENIS RESIDES IN THE HALLS OF POWER.

VOTE FOR MY PENIS.

MY PENIS, RIGHT OR WRONG.

YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A RIDER IN MY PENIS' BUDGET AMMENDMENT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.