MY PENIS WINS FRIENDS AND INFLUENCES PEOPLE
LET'S HAVE A NATIONAL CONVERSATION ABOUT MY PENIS.
MY PENIS IS HERE TO STAY.
R.S.V.P. STANDS FOR "SUCK MY ROCK HARD PENIS."
THE LEFT SIDE OF MY PENIS IS AS PRETTY AS THE RIGHT SIDE.
MY BALLS ARE AMBIDEXTROUS.
MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.