Friday, November 17, 2006

MY PENIS WINS FRIENDS AND INFLUENCES PEOPLE

MY PENIS WILL COMPOUND YOUR WIFE'S CUNT DAILY.

LET'S HAVE A NATIONAL CONVERSATION ABOUT MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS HERE TO STAY.

R.S.V.P. STANDS FOR "SUCK MY ROCK HARD PENIS."

THE LEFT SIDE OF MY PENIS IS AS PRETTY AS THE RIGHT SIDE.

MY BALLS ARE AMBIDEXTROUS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

Tuesday, November 07, 2006

MY PENIS NEEDS NO INTRODUCTION

MY PENIS IS ON A ROLL.

DEVOUT CATHOLIC NUNS RECITE MY PENIS CHAPTER AND VERSE.

MY SECRETARY IS TAKING HUGE SLURPING GULPS OF THE POWER LUNCH EMITTING FROM MY PENIS.

SLOPPY SECONDS DISAMBIGUATE YOUR PLACE IN THE PECKING ORDER.

SWEETLY TONGUING EACH BLUE VEIN IN MY PENIS IS A NOT A VALUE ADDED COMMODITY -- IT IS AN EXPECTED CORE COMPETENCY.

MY PENIS IS GAINING TRACTION INSIDE YOUR WIFE'S BLEACHED ANUS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.