MY PENIS WILL STAY THE COURSE

MY PENIS PLAYS TO WIN.

MY PENIS HAS GREAT SYNERGY WITH YOUR WIFE'S CUNT.

UNLIKE YOUR PENIS, MY PENIS WILL NOT CUT AND RUN.

MY PENIS IS A BREATH OF FRESH AIR.

MY PENIS WILL SET BENCHMARKS, BUT NOT A TIMETABLE, FOR ITS WITHDRAWL FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S MOANING MOUTH.

DOING ANAL WILL BE A GAME DAY DECISION AND ONE THAT WILL REST ENTIRELY ON MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS SENDS YOU TIDINGS OF LOVE

MY PENIS COMES ON-TIME AND UNDER-BUDGET EVERY FISCAL YEAR.

RUBBER DOES NOT BECOME HIM.

MY BALLS ARE IN PLAY.

MY PENIS IS OUT BECAUSE MY WOOL PANTS ARE ITCHY.

IT NEVER HURTS TO ASK ABOUT MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS LOVIN' IT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.