Sunday, July 02, 2006

MY PENIS IS ADORABLE

MY PENIS WAKES YOU UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT.

MY PENIS 'TIS OF THEE.

ANGELS PLAYING TRUMPETS HERALD THE COMING OF MY PENIS.

MY PENIS CONTROLS INTEREST RATE FLUCTUATIONS IN BETWEEN GIVING PEARL NECKLACES TO YOUR WIFE.

GATHER AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND SING SONGS ABOUT MY PENIS.

TRUST IS SPELLED "MY PENIS IS ALWAYS RIGHT."

MY PENIS IS A CAPTIN OF INDUSTRY.