MY PENIS IS EXEMPLARY

MY PENIS KNOWS NO REMORSE.

MY PENIS SMACKS THE FACE OF REALITY WITH ITS BIG, PURPLE, BULBOUS HEAD.

NOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLES MY PENIS HAS SEEN.

MY PENIS WILL NOT WRITE YOU A LETTER OF RECOMMENDATION.

MY PENIS WALKS THE HALLS OF YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA ALONE.

MY BALLS ARE THE APPLES REFERRED TO IN "THE BIG APPLE."

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS IS A BIG SPENDER

EVERYONE HAS MY PENIS ON SPEED-DIAL.

ALL EMPLOYEES MUST DEAL WITH MY PENIS SOONER OR LATER.

MY PENIS REQUIRES A P.R. DEPARTMENT ALL ITS OWN.

ALL OF THE MUCILAGE IN THE OFFICE SUPPLY CLOSET HAS BEEN REPLACED WITH THE WHITE STUFF THAT SHOOTS OUT OF MY PENIS.

ON CASUAL FRIDAYS, ONLY HALF THE OFFICE HAS TO SUCK MY BALLS.

DAILY LUNCHTIME APPOINTMENTS WITH YOUR WIFE'S ASS ARE THE REASON WHY MY PENIS OFTEN STAYS TO WORK LATE.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.