MY PENIS INVADES YOUR PERSONAL SPACE

IF YOU'RE GOING TO RUN YOUR MOUTH, RUN IT ON MY PENIS.

MY PENIS RUBS SOME PEOPLE THE WRONG WAY.

ASK NOT WHAT MY PENIS CAN DO FOR YOU, BUT WHAT YOU CAN DO FOR MY PENIS.

UNLIKE YOUR WIFE'S VAGINA, MY PENIS APPRECIATES WITH AGE.

VICTORY IS MINE, SAITH MY PENIS.

MY PENIS IS YOUR FUTURE AND THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.

MY PENIS TOLLS FOR THEE

MY PENIS SPITS WHITE TEARS OF JOY.

MY PENIS SEES RIGHT THROUGH YOU.

MY PENIS EARNS THE NICKNAME, "THE TEFLON DONG."

IN THE FUCK-O-METER OF LIFE, MY PENIS DANCES IN THE RED ZONE.

MY PENIS IS THE ONLY ONE HERE MAKING YOU MONEY, AND YOU STILL COMPLAIN.

YOUR WIFE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A MIDNIGHT SNACK.

MY PENIS IS A CAPTAIN OF INDUSTRY.